Hugo Chavez Says Bush Ordered His Assassination Because of “Devil” Comments
This gem from The Australian:
VENEZUELAN President Hugo Chavez accused his American counterpart George W. Bush overnight of ordering his assassination for calling the US leader the devil during his speech at the United Nations this week.
"The devil appears very sulphurous, and a few people say that he has given the order to kill me," Chavez said during a speech before scientists in western Venezuela.
"Many concerned friends have called me, (saying) that because I said 'devil' over there (at the UN), they have sentenced me to die. They will not kill me, I have much faith in life," Mr Chavez added.
The leftist Venezuelan leader called Mr Bush "the devil", "a liar" and a "tyrant" during his speech at the UN General Assembly on Wednesday, one day after the US President spoke from the same podium.
Mr Chavez again showed a copy of Hegemony or Survival overnight, a book by US academic Noam Chomsky that he had first held up during his address to the UN assembly.
He said he had to wash the book "with holy water because I put it in the same place that the devil put his papers."
Note to Chavez: When you have some free time do yourself a favor and check yourself into the nearest psychiatric hospital. Oh, and saying someone walks like John Wayne is not an insult. At least not in this country.
OR:
Cuando usted encuentra una elasticidad libre de la hora usted mismo un favor y va a un hospital psiquiátrico. Una más cosa. Para decir alguien él camina como John Wayne no es un insulto. Por lo menos no en este país.